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I Have A Complicated Relationship With My DVR
I love DVR. I love being able to record all of my favorite shows and then watch them when I have time. I really really love DVR. I am obsessed, however, with keeping it cleaned out. As soon as a show...
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A Letter to the Couple Making-Out Behind My Car
Dear couple making-out behind my car, How are you? Actually don’t answer that. From the heavy petting and sloppy kisses I am now witnessing I can assume you are doing well. Very well indeed. I am also...
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Losing My Blogging Mojo
I got this image off an erectile dysfunction website. No joke. I’ve been feeling like I’m losing some of my blogging mojo. I’ve been getting significantly less views- it feels like I’ve taken two steps...
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Killer Birds!!!
Devil bird. I was just sitting in my fourth floor office, working away like the little worker bee I am when all of the sudden a huge scary face appeared in my window. My heart skipped a beat, I jumped...
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The Internet Is Not An Oracle
This is not what the internet does. I realized the other day that I’ve been using the internet as some sort of oracle. Googling questions like “What will I eat for dinner?”, “What is going to happen on...
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Most Romantic Moment Involving A Segway Ever.
Is there anything more glorious? I was witness to one of the most romantic moments involving a segway ever. As I was walking out of the office I saw a couple making-out in the middle of the sidewalk ,...
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True Friends Help You Stalk That Guy At Starbucks
Over the past couple of weeks I have been taught the lesson of pure and true friendship. The kind of friendship you only find once in a lifetime. Want to know the key to this type of friendship? It’s...
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Flirtation Failure: The Series III
I couldn't pull this off. True Story. So, here we are again. Chronicling my failed attempts at flirting and turning the pathetic into the hilarious. Let’s just jump right in, shall we? The Cute Guy At...
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For Real Things I Have Recently Googled. This Is Not A Joke.
I shouldn't be allowed to Google. 1. Is there a Subway sandwich in Africa? I don’t even remember why I did this. I just know I did. Also, there is a Subway sandwich in Africa. In fact, South Africa has...
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That Mirror I Was Dancing In?? Yeah, It Was A Window.
This is a true story. I don’t know why I felt the need to preface it as a true story, I just did. You really won’t have any trouble believing this of me at all. In fact, if anything, you will be...
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